This one time, it was my older sister's birthday and she was having a party in our backyard. I was a young teenager (aka scrawny). My friend Chris Manning was with me (also scrawny). We (probably mostly me) were annoying one of my sister's friends. He, being a couple years older than us, was a couple years bigger than us. So, here's what happened (with the guy's name as Guy):
Setting - Backyard in the evening
Guy has pinned Steve to the ground. Chris stands nearby. Steve CANNOT MOVE.
Steve (to Chris): Should I do it?
Chris: Yeah.
Guy: Do what?
Steve: Break your nose.
Guy: You can't do that. (To Chris) Can he do that?
Chris shrugs his shoulders slightly in a how-much-do-you-want-to-find-out? sort of way.
Guy unpins Steve.
Guy: That's messed up.
Guy walks away.
Aaaaand...SCENE.
Chris immediately plays along having no idea what I'm talking about! What a spectacular moment in junior high friendship! Chris went on to do other great things, like marry my little sister and make babies with her.
1 comment:
Who was Guy? It was my party, I wanna know.
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